Well this one might be a litle messed up too but lets see all the dumb/depressing things people tweet about when using #fml as their hashtag

Elaine Doyle ‏ @imelainedoyle
I text absolutely no one anymore ... Like only my mom . #fml

Jodie ♜ ‏ @jnm_x
Only I would get my payslip emailed to me on a document that's password protected with a password idk. #whyalwaysme?

Kyle Wells ‏ @KyleWells95
Omg, why I it when I talk to a cute guy, my voice sounds 1,000,000 times more annoying and feminine? #FML #GayBoyProbs

Kãshmøńęÿ ‏ @ymoneycmoney
I have the no luck, not with school, friends, girlfriends, family, job...basically everything. #WorstLuckEver #Fml

kristen ♉ ‏ @kbriere17
Thought this whole staying home alone thing would be fun , but mum got a babysitter? #shesaysitsnot gona be a great week of nothing . #fml

Mariela F. Fernandez ‏ @marielawtf
Having a pimple inside of your nose, is hell. #fml

snyder_* ‏ @snyderr_
I swear. If yous go back out I willl shoot myself YOU SUCK PENISSSSS GO DIE IN A HOLE. #fml. This sucks

Dani Ekert ‏ @DaniCatalyst
Ugh. My tummy hurts :( can I go one fucking holiday without my stupid uncle's wife's cooking making me sick? #fml