Vito Andolini @G4CORLEONE
Lmfao RT @MTB_4_ENT: I don't have time for u to b lookin for a fuckin baby sitter... Nobody wanna watch yo bad ass kids n e way #BITCH
DGAF SWAGGKID @realniggacortez
@rere_1329 I cant wait till the last dai of school im @ him gggg real talk mf think shit over lol #bitch nigga tha tha shit I dont like
Alicia Vidales @aliciavidales18
@emily_wilson43 don't really give a fuck. Stop bitching and unfollow me its that easy. #dumbass #bitch
No Opinion Needed @Kissbythe_Sun
So much shit come out your mouth your ass is jealous #Bitch
StepONme @yosoyDeLima
Just got so scared because I thought the drunk homeless guy was going to walk down the same rapist alley as me. 911 on speed dial #bitch
Megan Proctor @megan_proctor13
Maybe you should get that #slutproblem checked out. I think you're a little desperate, #bitch.
Dylan Lee Ochs™ @LloyderOchs24
Who ditches you 4 days before prom? #Bitch #FuckOff
Tuesday, April 10, 2012
Are these getting more messed up every post? Maybe. Are they still funny to see? Yes.
Chloe Johnson @nosnhojeolhc
@CodyErickson23 ; no point in going now, I won't graduate anyways. #pregnant #yobaby
SheFreakin ! @Iam_Lashea
She know she aint supposed to be drinkinnn ! #Pregnant
Mario C @MariokeyTM
I strapped up my running shoes then ran to the bathroom to be sick out of nowhere #whyman?. #pregnant. I feel so ill :(
Cherish Allen @CherDagless
Stood in front of the mirror naked before my shower, whoever said pregnancy is beautiful lied! Ewwww. #pregnant #ugly
My Name Rings Bells* @_KissMe_Sweet
I wish a Nigga would holler IMa get you #pregnant during intercourse. Ill hop up so quick
First Date Fuck @FirstDateFuck
Photo: http://tmblr.co/Z2zcxvJQlauW Best thing about this #pregnant #blonde #tart, the resulting months of repercussion-free barebacking.
Carrie @chakamad
I'm wearing a belly bra. It looks as silly as you are imagining #pregnant
@CodyErickson23 ; no point in going now, I won't graduate anyways. #pregnant #yobaby
SheFreakin ! @Iam_Lashea
She know she aint supposed to be drinkinnn ! #Pregnant
Mario C @MariokeyTM
I strapped up my running shoes then ran to the bathroom to be sick out of nowhere #whyman?. #pregnant. I feel so ill :(
Cherish Allen @CherDagless
Stood in front of the mirror naked before my shower, whoever said pregnancy is beautiful lied! Ewwww. #pregnant #ugly
My Name Rings Bells* @_KissMe_Sweet
I wish a Nigga would holler IMa get you #pregnant during intercourse. Ill hop up so quick
First Date Fuck @FirstDateFuck
Photo: http://tmblr.co/Z2zcxvJQlauW Best thing about this #pregnant #blonde #tart, the resulting months of repercussion-free barebacking.
Carrie @chakamad
I'm wearing a belly bra. It looks as silly as you are imagining #pregnant
Well this one might be a litle messed up too but lets see all the dumb/depressing things people tweet about when using #fml as their hashtag
Elaine Doyle @imelainedoyle
I text absolutely no one anymore ... Like only my mom . #fml
Jodie ♜ @jnm_x
Only I would get my payslip emailed to me on a document that's password protected with a password idk. #whyalwaysme?
Kyle Wells @KyleWells95
Omg, why I it when I talk to a cute guy, my voice sounds 1,000,000 times more annoying and feminine? #FML #GayBoyProbs
Kãshmøńęÿ @ymoneycmoney
I have the no luck, not with school, friends, girlfriends, family, job...basically everything. #WorstLuckEver #Fml
kristen ♉ @kbriere17
Thought this whole staying home alone thing would be fun , but mum got a babysitter? #shesaysitsnot gona be a great week of nothing . #fml
Mariela F. Fernandez @marielawtf
Having a pimple inside of your nose, is hell. #fml
snyder_* @snyderr_
I swear. If yous go back out I willl shoot myself YOU SUCK PENISSSSS GO DIE IN A HOLE. #fml. This sucks
Dani Ekert @DaniCatalyst
Ugh. My tummy hurts :( can I go one fucking holiday without my stupid uncle's wife's cooking making me sick? #fml
I text absolutely no one anymore ... Like only my mom . #fml
Jodie ♜ @jnm_x
Only I would get my payslip emailed to me on a document that's password protected with a password idk. #whyalwaysme?
Kyle Wells @KyleWells95
Omg, why I it when I talk to a cute guy, my voice sounds 1,000,000 times more annoying and feminine? #FML #GayBoyProbs
Kãshmøńęÿ @ymoneycmoney
I have the no luck, not with school, friends, girlfriends, family, job...basically everything. #WorstLuckEver #Fml
kristen ♉ @kbriere17
Thought this whole staying home alone thing would be fun , but mum got a babysitter? #shesaysitsnot gona be a great week of nothing . #fml
Mariela F. Fernandez @marielawtf
Having a pimple inside of your nose, is hell. #fml
snyder_* @snyderr_
I swear. If yous go back out I willl shoot myself YOU SUCK PENISSSSS GO DIE IN A HOLE. #fml. This sucks
Dani Ekert @DaniCatalyst
Ugh. My tummy hurts :( can I go one fucking holiday without my stupid uncle's wife's cooking making me sick? #fml
Monday, April 9, 2012
OK this is a little messed up, but lets see all the depressing tweets people decide to put out for the Twitter world to see.
Tryna Get At Trice @Owweee_Trice
I been eating all night #depressed
Cassandra Rose @CassandraGurl92
You would hate your life too if you had a twin sister who was better than you at everything...#depressed :'/
Jana Latchaw @janalatchaw
Seeing an innocent kitty get killed by a careless driver. <<<< #depressed
Jennifer Lentz @jennaaynicole
Victoria Secret no longer caries my bra size in bikinis. Where do I go for swimwear now?! #depressed #bigtittieproblems
Cheyenne Elizabeth(: @chedru14
my whole world has completely shattered...I'll die when I see him
nyeelah inniss @soblessedinniss
my foster mom caught me... she said stop eating cause you nervous and stressed : i was like right now its helping #depressed
I been eating all night #depressed
Cassandra Rose @CassandraGurl92
You would hate your life too if you had a twin sister who was better than you at everything...#depressed :'/
Jana Latchaw @janalatchaw
Seeing an innocent kitty get killed by a careless driver. <<<< #depressed
Jennifer Lentz @jennaaynicole
Victoria Secret no longer caries my bra size in bikinis. Where do I go for swimwear now?! #depressed #bigtittieproblems
Cheyenne Elizabeth(: @chedru14
my whole world has completely shattered...I'll die when I see him
nyeelah inniss @soblessedinniss
my foster mom caught me... she said stop eating cause you nervous and stressed : i was like right now its helping #depressed
This one just speaks for itself
Boogie Brown @LBrown415
I had got ate by a #nigga wit a #tonguering and didnt know had me crawlin back like #spiderman #ctfu
Areon Williams @AllDaWay2012
- Y.O.L.O #nigga yhu onlyy livee oncee - Areon
savage 187/211 @realsavage80b
Rt @BleuDavinci: @DiddyBoom80B Thats my lil mufuccin brother MONDO what uo my nigga!! DM me your #nigga!! 80's Babies!! Nigga what it do?"
•Mizz Mac• @Librababy_06
Hell naw suck yo own shit nd pass out for all i care.. Dis nigga must be crazy u just met me. #Nigga cutting u off bu-bye
The_Royal_Bark_Lamar @Podreamlamar
#Nigga in the line: tofu wat dat how man fi eat toe food that shit stop a u throat u affi nyam shit. Lmao dwl loool!!
Icandyy L'Marie @MaRieBabii0ww
CURRENTLY out to eat and he sits on my side in the BOOTH #NIGGA HAVE YOU HEARD OF S P A C E MOOOOOVEE SMH
I had got ate by a #nigga wit a #tonguering and didnt know had me crawlin back like #spiderman #ctfu
Areon Williams @AllDaWay2012
- Y.O.L.O #nigga yhu onlyy livee oncee - Areon
savage 187/211 @realsavage80b
Rt @BleuDavinci: @DiddyBoom80B Thats my lil mufuccin brother MONDO what uo my nigga!! DM me your #nigga!! 80's Babies!! Nigga what it do?"
•Mizz Mac• @Librababy_06
Hell naw suck yo own shit nd pass out for all i care.. Dis nigga must be crazy u just met me. #Nigga cutting u off bu-bye
The_Royal_Bark_Lamar @Podreamlamar
#Nigga in the line: tofu wat dat how man fi eat toe food that shit stop a u throat u affi nyam shit. Lmao dwl loool!!
Icandyy L'Marie @MaRieBabii0ww
CURRENTLY out to eat and he sits on my side in the BOOTH #NIGGA HAVE YOU HEARD OF S P A C E MOOOOOVEE SMH
Here we go with dumb racist comments; lets just see how racist our country is via Twitter.
Big Boyee @BigBoyee82
#racist #hate->“@Mr_Montrel: u phony cracker suckin punk on a white tv show talkin about ur own race u should be ashamed bet u voted 4 bush”
Tom O'Halloran @TPO_Hisself
For the first time in history, CONTRARY 2 Dr. King's wishes, Obama is calling on voters FOR THE COLOR OF THEIR SKIN! #RACIST! #TREASON!
Kih Best @BenjaminWavey
Chinese people kill cats & dogs non-stop to feed you fat asses & it's no big deal, but Vick makes them kill each other & you spazz? #Racist
MIX€D_B£aUtY_RUSH @If_Dis_IsntLuvv
Black ppl always calling sumbdy #racist when 90% of them are to there own race,!!!!!!!!!
bryce ratcliff @raving_bryce
@cinthiacouture ok and just becas im blac u don have to say yo i understand u #racist u dont see me being lik a mexican sayng ayaya
#racist #hate->“@Mr_Montrel: u phony cracker suckin punk on a white tv show talkin about ur own race u should be ashamed bet u voted 4 bush”
Tom O'Halloran @TPO_Hisself
For the first time in history, CONTRARY 2 Dr. King's wishes, Obama is calling on voters FOR THE COLOR OF THEIR SKIN! #RACIST! #TREASON!
Kih Best @BenjaminWavey
Chinese people kill cats & dogs non-stop to feed you fat asses & it's no big deal, but Vick makes them kill each other & you spazz? #Racist
MIX€D_B£aUtY_RUSH @If_Dis_IsntLuvv
Black ppl always calling sumbdy #racist when 90% of them are to there own race,!!!!!!!!!
bryce ratcliff @raving_bryce
@cinthiacouture ok and just becas im blac u don have to say yo i understand u #racist u dont see me being lik a mexican sayng ayaya
Now lets switch directions and see all the dumb tweets people conjure up with the hashtag #ghetto
Dayla Shepard @Dayluhh_Brianne
When my parents give me my Easter basket today, because all the candy is on sale now. #cheap #ghetto #ashamed
A D R I A N A [: @Adriana_ThatsMe
Stepped In Mudd So Washed My Feet In The Sink At Walmart ! Yolo #Ghetto
Aubrey Williams @Ambitious__Bre
- If you can't handle me speaking in proper grammar then your just plain #ghetto. I don't have the time.
⚾❤☺ @donald_WFGN
thats sick af! lol RT @BigMammaJay: My mom has a belt that has a belt buckle with a bottle opener in the back of the buckle.. #ghetto lmfao
When my parents give me my Easter basket today, because all the candy is on sale now. #cheap #ghetto #ashamed
A D R I A N A [: @Adriana_ThatsMe
Stepped In Mudd So Washed My Feet In The Sink At Walmart ! Yolo #Ghetto
Aubrey Williams @Ambitious__Bre
- If you can't handle me speaking in proper grammar then your just plain #ghetto. I don't have the time.
⚾❤☺ @donald_WFGN
thats sick af! lol RT @BigMammaJay: My mom has a belt that has a belt buckle with a bottle opener in the back of the buckle.. #ghetto lmfao
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